turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place
- Bro 1: bro let's get matching anchor tattoos
- Bro 2: why bro?
- Bro 1: so our broship doesn't float away
- Bro 2: bro..
a series of unfortunate eyebrows
i love it when people compliment my pets
She looks pretty dead
- Me when I first joined Tumblr: Oh, I already reblogged this. That's too bad.
- Me now: I reblogged this every day for the last three weeks and I'mma do it again. I don't give a fuck.